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April 28, 2025

The Wind And The Open Road

Meade, Kansas

Part One: The Weather

"You know you're in Kansas when the wind tells you stories."  -Unknown

 "The wind, the wind / How have I sinned / To deserve such wind / when my tour just beginned?  - G-2

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The supposed thunderstorm with hail as big as cowpies never materialized last night.  In fact, there was no thunderstorm at all.  Chalk up another tally for the weather forecasters, who fooled me once again.

I did wake up to a nice fourth floor view of a hazy sunrise though.  I also woke up to another weather warning.  This time the forecasters were predictin' 15 to 25 mile per hour winds from the southwest, with gusts up to 40 m.p.h.  

Initially, I went into a mini-panic because my direction of travel today is south and west and I had forty miles to cover, which would be 10 miles longer than any of my cold and snowy rides in Minnesota so far this year.  I wasn't sure if I'd be up to doing it in such winds.  I almost decided to stay put in Dodge City for another day.  But then I came to my senses.  I looked out the window again and it seemed nice and calm out there.  There was no doubt in my mind that the weather men were messin' with me AGAIN.

"I'll show them," I thought.  "I'm gonna pack up and I'm gonna get outta Dodge."  (I've been waiting three months to use that phrase.)  And so I did.  Seriously, I needed to get out of tourist mode and into adventure mode.

I easily cruised eastward on Wyatt Earp Avenue for three blocks.  As soon as I turned south, the truth that the weathermen weren't lying this time struck me straight in the face.  I can't say I wasn't warned about Kansas winds, but I sure didn't expect to have to deal with them on the very first day.  

I stopped at a convenience store to psych myself up.  "Dude, you're just goin' to have to accept that this could be a miserable all-day ride and make the best of it.  Put your head down and pedal one foot in front of the other.  You can curse the wind all you want if that will make you feel better."  

I guess I did a pretty good job with putting a can-do attitude in my head.  While I did do a little bit of swearing, I was never demoralized.  The scenery was too good to get demoralized.  And I don't know for sure, but it seemed like the wind was on the lower side of the 15-25 m.p.h. prediction.

A nice hazy sunrise to start my day
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Karen PoretParking lot bonus?..no Tesla’s..🫣
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3 days ago
At least all that wind didn't go to waste. I saw thousands of these things.
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Part Two:  Wide Open Spaces

I love wide open spaces more than most people, I think.  It makes me sad when I see a lot of bike tourin' bloggers writin' about how the Great Plains are boring and harsh, and they can't wait to get out of there.  Maybe that's why I haven't seen a bike tourist yet--and probably won't see one over the next couple weeks.

It's beautiful to me. Is it beautiful to you?
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Bill ShaneyfeltThere is beauty in everything.

Sometimes you just need to stop and look.

Sometimes it just smacks you in the face, but some folks... Nevermind.
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3 days ago
Kelly IniguezWe were living on the plains of eastern Colorado when I took up bicycle touring. When I told a friend that there was a subtle beauty, she replied that I had been out on the plains too long. I definitely agree there is beauty in everything. Bicycle speed is just right for seeing the details.
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3 days ago
Mark BinghamIs it beautiful? Absoulutely.
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3 days ago
Bob DistelbergIt looks beautiful to me too. Part of the appeal is that it’s just so different than where I live — straight roads, no hills, amazing.
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2 days ago
Nancy GrahamNot bein’ a Plains gal, I struggle to see the beauty, the that is of course in the eye of the beholder.
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2 days ago
Gregory GarceauTo Bob DistelbergExactly right. It's the thrill of being someplace different. I suppose if I lived here all the time, I wouldn't be so excited about Kansas.
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2 days ago
George (Buddy) HallYes it's beautiful. It's just different from other types of scenery. The open plains has it's own type of beauty. It can also be pretty harsh though, and demands that you respect it.
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Terry EddingtonAfter growing up in MO and spending early adulthood in Eastern KS, I was never much impressed with the landscape. I longed to live in the mountains or near the ocean. Now that I'm considerably older AND I’ve found the joy of traveling at bicycle speed, I appreciate the beauty of the wide open spaces and the interest of the local flora and fauna.
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1 day ago
Lyle McLeodMost people experience prairie landscapes from a vehicle, and yeah, that might seem boring. But on a bike, it’s a whole different ballgame of full on sensory experiences. Ride on.
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Gregory GarceauTo Lyle McLeodPerfectly stated, Lyle. It ain't the same from a car.
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4 hours ago
I was surprised to see that some of the wide open spaces were taken up my vast fields of green. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this crop is food for cows. I'm going to go even further out and guess it's alfalfa.
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Sue SchragIt’s wheat!
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Gregory GarceauTo Sue SchragI knew Kansas was a big wheat state, so I can't believe I didn't think of that. I guess because it wasn't the golden color I'm used to seeing.
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2 days ago
When you are bike trippin' through wide open spaces, there aren't many good places to relieve your aching bladder. I was happy to find this brush for a little privacy.
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Steve Miller/GrampiesHope you considered wind direction.....
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Gregory GarceauTo Steve Miller/GrampiesOf course! After two or three times of peeing on myself, I finally learned my lesson.
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2 days ago
That's me, ridin' through wide open spaces.
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Karen PoretHeck, I thought you were trying to thumb a rest stop ride!

PS. The pole location gives the impression of you balancing the whole kit and caboodle upon your head. Knew you were talented, but…not THAT talented 😆
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3 days ago
Nancy Graham I would call that a good find, but then again from WHOM are you seeking privacy?
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Gregory GarceauTo Karen PoretI could have balanced the pole and wires on me head if I had to.
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Gregory GarceauTo Nancy GrahamWell, there were a lot of cars and trucks zooming through MY wide open spaces.
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Nancy GrahamTo Gregory GarceauOk then — good find oh eagle eye. I thought it looked so deserted!
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2 days ago
Damn view-blockers!
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Part Three:  Cows

To be honest, I was disappointed in how few cows I saw today.  I thought Kansas had millions of 'em.  Nevertheless, it wasn't a shut-out.  Here are some pictures to prove it.

I was honored that almost every one of this group left the feeding trough to stare at me. Maybe it was the first time they've ever seen a tourist with alien-like sunglasses, orange shirt, phone camera, and leg-propelled vehicle.
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I much prefer seeing cows grazing in wide open spaces.
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These cows were closer a few seconds ago. They started running away as soon as I stopped and pulled out the cell phone camera.
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Karen Poret“Camera shy”..
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Part Four:  When I Turned Directly Southwest

After 20 miles straight south, I came to my first town--Minneola.  That's where I had to make the dreaded turn.  The wind was noticeably stronger, but I still had some of my head shrinking mojo left from the pep talk I gave myself at the Dodge City convenience store.  "Just pedal one foot in front of the other for as long as it takes."

I thought about stronger bike tourers who routinely pedal all day.  Sometimes they ride over a hundred miles for several days at a time.  If they can do that, I can accomplish a measly 42 miles.  If not, I'm not the tough guy I claim to be.

The route gained in elevation ever so slightly.  As it did so, I noticed the landscape getting a little more deserty.  And another Kansas thing that I had been warned about reared its lovely head--The Sun.  

Maybe I needed another psychology session, because the afternoon sun and the 85-degrees were suddenly more concerning than the wind.  I just pedaled, drank lots of water, squirted water over my head occasionally, applied more sunscreen than I usually do, and took pictures. 

Before turning southwest, I had my lunch of a Clif Bar and a handful of almonds at this sign.
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A long, long, long train
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Yes, I'm NUMBER ONE!
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I started seeing more desert-like plants.
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Bill ShaneyfeltYucca. most likely great plains yucca.

https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/60541-Yucca-glauca
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3 days ago
Just for fun, I took a short side trip on this dirt road.
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This little fella crawled right in front of my bike. It looked like a cross between a lizard and a toad.
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Bill ShaneyfeltTexas horned lizard. You are pretty close to TX...

https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/73905-Phrynosoma-cornutum
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Mark BinghamWhen I lived in Texas we saw them periodically. When threatened, they can increase the blood pressure in their head until tiny blood vessels around the eyes rupture, resulting in a stream of blood up to 3–5 feet. It doesn't hurt them, and gives them a chance to escape.
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Part Five:  I Made it to Meade

I made Meade my destination because I read its city park has free camping.  I like free stuff, but I also know "free" doesn't always mean "high quality."  In this case, however, it was pretty good.  I got a nice spot underneath some shady view-blockers.  I was able to charge my phone and laptop under a picnic shelter.  My phone had enough hotspot capability to update my journal.  And best of all, nobody else is camping here.

After I set up my tent, I rode into town to pick up some food and beverages.  I also went back into tourist mode to check out Meade's #1 tourist attraction.

The Dalton Gang were notorious bank robbers. They often hid out at this house after committin' their crimes. The cool thing is that there was an escape tunnel from the house--just in case the law came knockin' at the door.
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Today's ride: 48 miles (77 km)
Total: 73 miles (117 km)

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