It's a Terry Pratchett thing

Footnote: I should say, I haven't seen it before EXCEPT in a couple of your other posts.

I'm not sure if you invented the footnote-within-a-footnote-to-create-another-footnote literary technique, or if I just haven't seen it before. Either way, I like it.

A belated happy un-birthday to you.

They do kind of look like that....

With the exception of not wanting it on a daily basis, I do too.

I was thinking they were some sort of abstract art. Thanks for the correction.

It may be my twisted sense of interior design, but I kind of LIKE that wallpaper crime scene.

The action should be variable speeds, that's fine... what shouldn't be happening is a max of 720p resolution. The one that's only Chinese is just song lyrics.

I fiddled with the controls and found the first one, playback speed range on its controls was from .25 to 2, but the actual playback speed varied from shot to shot. Even at .25, it was really fast in spots.

Quality range on the first was 144p to 720p but on auto played at 720.

Second one same speed but quality range was 144 to 2160.

That said, I have never messed with playback controls before and rarely do videos because of failing hearing. In that regard, there was some closed caption in the first both English and Chinese, but the CC button did not operate. The second had only Chinese subtitles and in quite large font but the CC button was not functional.

Again, I know nothing!!

It's supposed to be variable speeds fast and slow, it's also supposed to be HD

Agreed. Looks like about double speed.

Now imagine being recognized by random people on the street.... every week

I spent a good five or ten minutes trying to come up with anything better and failing

Your trick worked on me. After many hours of trying to think up witticisms to insert into your title page, I realized "Insert Witty Title Here" was already the witty title.