"Ride Directly Into the Serpent Without Fear"

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Introduction	heart	4
Iowa
The Most Half-Assed Shakedown Ride Ever	heart	7
"Training for RAGBRAI, are you?"	heart	24
The Best Toast I Have Ever Eaten	heart	24
Nebraska
"You Look Terrible!"	heart	15
High quality chocolate milk is a pretty big deal to me, OK?	heart	17
The Home of the World's Only Chokecherry Jamboree!	heart	26
The Stress of Making Delicious Sandwiches	heart	21
Yes, I Am Capable of Eating Three of the Large Burritos	heart	27
The Stinkiest Town I Have Ever Traveled Through	heart	20
Wyoming
Some Devastating News	heart	27
Abraham Lincoln Looks Annoyed	heart	20
Colorado
My Third Consecutive Meal Consisting of a Burrito	heart	23
"You Got it, Baby!"	heart	24
No Examples of My Wife's Misbehavior as a Third Grader Were Provided	heart	3
"DUDE: IT IS COLD."	heart	39
Meltdown	heart	13
Luv Shack	heart	36
What's Up With Old People and Arby's?	heart	27
Do Not Let the Scorpions Get in Your Tent	heart	11
Utah
"It's going to be F**KING HOT!"	heart	27
Spectacular Scenery	heart	25
I did not watch Amanda Butterfield in my motel room in Caineville, Utah.	heart	27
"Hey, this guy wants a ride. He says he's tired and can't pedal no more!"	heart	37
Room 147	heart	21
THIS IS NOT 89	heart	17
Least Scenic Ride of the Last 25 Days	heart	19
A Very Empty Road	heart	33
Nevada
"Stop Right There!"	heart	18
Toppling of the Porta-John	heart	24
I Don't Know Who Bob Scott Is	heart	22
Dozens of Norwegians	heart	27
Unexpected Iowa-Related Encounter	heart	29
California
The Flagmen Are My Friends	heart	21
The Source of a Disturbing Odor is Finally Discovered	heart	33
"Don't Jinx Me!"	heart	23
Final Thoughts	heart	5