"Ride Directly Into the Serpent Without Fear"

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Introduction	heart	3
Iowa
The Most Half-Assed Shakedown Ride Ever	heart	5
"Training for RAGBRAI, are you?"	heart	22
The Best Toast I Have Ever Eaten	heart	21
Nebraska
"You Look Terrible!"	heart	11
High quality chocolate milk is a pretty big deal to me, OK?	heart	16
The Home of the World's Only Chokecherry Jamboree!	heart	23
The Stress of Making Delicious Sandwiches	heart	16
Yes, I Am Capable of Eating Three of the Large Burritos	heart	20
The Stinkiest Town I Have Ever Traveled Through	heart	16
Wyoming
Some Devastating News	heart	24
Abraham Lincoln Looks Annoyed	heart	16
Colorado
My Third Consecutive Meal Consisting of a Burrito	heart	22
"You Got it, Baby!"	heart	23
No Examples of My Wife's Misbehavior as a Third Grader Were Provided	heart	1
"DUDE: IT IS COLD."	heart	37
Meltdown	heart	12
Luv Shack	heart	34
What's Up With Old People and Arby's?	heart	25
Do Not Let the Scorpions Get in Your Tent	heart	10
Utah
"It's going to be F**KING HOT!"	heart	26
Spectacular Scenery	heart	20
I did not watch Amanda Butterfield in my motel room in Caineville, Utah.	heart	24
"Hey, this guy wants a ride. He says he's tired and can't pedal no more!"	heart	32
Room 147	heart	17
THIS IS NOT 89	heart	16
Least Scenic Ride of the Last 25 Days	heart	18
A Very Empty Road	heart	27
Nevada
"Stop Right There!"	heart	17
Toppling of the Porta-John	heart	22
I Don't Know Who Bob Scott Is	heart	21
Dozens of Norwegians	heart	26
Unexpected Iowa-Related Encounter	heart	27
California
The Flagmen Are My Friends	heart	19
The Source of a Disturbing Odor is Finally Discovered	heart	32
"Don't Jinx Me!"	heart	22
Final Thoughts	heart	4