"Ride Directly Into the Serpent Without Fear"

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Introduction	heart	1
Iowa
The Most Half-Assed Shakedown Ride Ever	heart	2
"Training for RAGBRAI, are you?"	heart	3
The Best Toast I Have Ever Eaten	heart	1
Nebraska
"You Look Terrible!"	heart	2
High quality chocolate milk is a pretty big deal to me, OK?	heart	1
The Home of the World's Only Chokecherry Jamboree!	heart	1
The Stress of Making Delicious Sandwiches	heart	1
Yes, I Am Capable of Eating Three of the Large Burritos	heart	3
The Stinkiest Town I Have Ever Traveled Through	heart	2
Wyoming
Some Devastating News	heart	6
Abraham Lincoln Looks Annoyed	heart	2
Colorado
My Third Consecutive Meal Consisting of a Burrito	heart	0
"You Got it, Baby!"	heart	3
No Examples of My Wife's Misbehavior as a Third Grader Were Provided	heart	1
"DUDE: IT IS COLD."	heart	9
Meltdown	heart	1
Luv Shack	heart	8
What's Up With Old People and Arby's?	heart	5
Do Not Let the Scorpions Get in Your Tent	heart	0
Utah
"It's going to be F**KING HOT!"	heart	3
Spectacular Scenery	heart	3
I did not watch Amanda Butterfield in my motel room in Caineville, Utah.	heart	6
"Hey, this guy wants a ride. He says he's tired and can't pedal no more!"	heart	3
Room 147	heart	2
THIS IS NOT 89	heart	2
Least Scenic Ride of the Last 25 Days	heart	4
A Very Empty Road	heart	7
Nevada
"Stop Right There!"	heart	3
Toppling of the Porta-John	heart	3
I Don't Know Who Bob Scott Is	heart	3
Dozens of Norwegians	heart	5
Unexpected Iowa-Related Encounter	heart	3
California
The Flagmen Are My Friends	heart	5
The Source of a Disturbing Odor is Finally Discovered	heart	11
"Don't Jinx Me!"	heart	8
Final Thoughts	heart	3