76: my life is saved, backwards in more ways than one, the pope gets married, his wife could eat no lean, the dog house, wampum, slippery rock, friday's hill, almost like home, tax this, failed art, land of taxes, subway, two and a half decades - My Midlife Crisis - CycleBlaze

July 12, 2025

76: my life is saved, backwards in more ways than one, the pope gets married, his wife could eat no lean, the dog house, wampum, slippery rock, friday's hill, almost like home, tax this, failed art, land of taxes, subway, two and a half decades

Pittsburgh to New Castle

When I was originally looking at today's route, I did some spot checks on Google Street View to see what I might expect. What I saw was terrifying. When I've checked it in the past bad roads never bothered me much because there are always alternate routes I could take. 

However, this is Pittsburgh, and if you leave a main thoroughfare, (a) you go straight up a canyon (as in UP), and (b) you make no progress in the direction you want to go. I found one alternate route, but would have to backtrack a mile and a half, adding three miles to today's ride. I'm absolutely fine with that, but even if I do it I still have miles and miles of this:

a screenshot from Google Street View.
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George (Buddy) HallWhen I have had to tackle roads like this, the only way I feel safe is to do so VERY early in the morning, as in before sunrise. A 4:30am departure puts you ahead of the traffic, and your taillight is more visible in the darkness. It sounds a bit extreme, but the riding is so much more pleasant in those early morning hours - you avoid not only the traffic, but also the heat and humidity. You may miss the free hotel breakfast (sometimes when I ask they arrange to put some breakfast items out early for me - the night clerk gets bored anyway), but it's really nice to stop for a real breakfast down the road after cycling for 2-3 hours and already have a lot of the day's distance covered. While riding across Kansas on the Transam in 2015 I was traveling with a couple of younger guys I had met, and at first they laughed at my early (5:00 - 5:30am) departures - but it got so incredibly hot/humid/miserable that one night when we were camped together it was their idea to get up at 3:30am the next morning and be on the road at 4:30am - that was a great day as we finished most of the distance before it got hot. A word of caution, however - once you get used to that approach you will like it so much that you won't go back to "normal" departure times.
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Mark BinghamTo George (Buddy) HallThat's going to be a stronger consideration as the temperatures start to climb into the 90s (although, 4:30 might actually be impossible for me!).
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Carl B.To Mark BinghamMark, you know I’d be supportive of the early wake-up/departure!
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Mark BinghamTo Carl B.It’s barely past 07:00, so I’m having trouble focusing on your words…. I’ll get back to you.
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So, I did something yesterday that I've never done before:  I actually got in a car and drove the route. I was curious to see if it's really as bad as Street View made it seem, and it was. Worse, actually, because I found that it's very industrial, so most of the traffic is 18-wheelers, and there's not a rail on the right side - there's a concrete barrier with absolutely no shoulder.

Curiously, I felt a little betrayed by both Adventure Cycling Association (I actually double checked to see if I'd made a mistake, but that's where they routed me) and RideWithGPS. Maybe there just isn't a way around this section.

So, this morning, Cherpumple Mike and BlogMother Jen were nice enough to wake up early and leave the house on a weekend at 6:30. They drove me past that section, which I'm convinced saved my life.

We drove into New Brighton from the north instead of the south. Because I was in the back seat and not paying attention to the road, when I started riding I just continued in the same direction... south, and didn't realize I was heading in the wrong direction until I noticed that the sun was rising from the west.

The good news is that I wouldn't have seen this if I'd gone in the right direction, or the next picture. Also: did the pope get married and decide to move to New Brighton?
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Mike AylingPossibly referring to Jesus Mary and Joseph.
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Mark BinghamTo Mike Aylingor Peter, Paul, and Mary?
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Mike AylingTo Mark BinghamThat woulld be another interpretation.
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You'll eat what we TELL you to eat, soldier!
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This is about as bad as the road got today, and there was very little traffic...
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Steve Miller/GrampiesCar chasing down bike- not a good sign!
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...and once I turned onto the side road traffic disappeared altogether
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I debated about whether to take the detour and decided against it. I saw no sign whatsoever of any construction, and have no idea why there's a sign.
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Is this the dog's house?
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There's the verse in the Bible, Matthew 16:18, which says "You are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." So why make the rock slippery?
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this looks intimidating
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You can see how the entire Pittsburgh region is extremely hilly. I read that in New York City, the buildings are so tall that some areas only get twenty minutes of sunlight a day. Similarly, although the hills resulted in a lot of ups and downs, they prevented the sunlight from hitting me because the canyons are so steep. Even so, it was 80 degrees in the shade by 9:30, and the humidity remained above 80 percent.
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Thank god today is Saturday.
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"Almost Like Home" AND "Elegant." I dunno, I never considered my toilet "elegant" ..... especially when I'm done with it.
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[...sigh...]
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Steve Miller/GrampiesNot in Canada, eh?
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Mark BinghamTo Steve Miller/GrampiesYou know how when someone comments on your post you can read what they say in the email? I knew exactly which picture you were commenting on even before clicking on the link.
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a section of today's ride
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My attempt at an artistic picture.The phrase "Keep your day job" comes to mind.
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One of them, likely unofficial, says "Pennsylvania, The Land of Taxes."
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Karen PoretWhy is one from Ohio ? 🧐
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just an illustration of the valleys - there's a steep cliff immediately behind the house that goes straight up.
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The heat was brutal, topping out over 90 and with a humidity almost matching it, so by 11:30 and I parked myself in a booth at Subway and worked on the blog until 2:30, then rode over to the hotel to check in.

Today's ride was only 24 miles. Not much, unless you look at it this way:
If 100 miles is a century, then 10 miles is a decade. Therefore, I rode two and a half decades today. 

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Today's ride: 24 miles (39 km)
Total: 1,930 miles (3,106 km)

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Bill Shaneyfelt2 1/2 decades... This ain't no race. Enjoy every decade.
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Peter BrownI like your time/distance analogy.
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Mark BinghamTo Bill ShaneyfeltYou're right, Bill! I should change it to: "I rode two Baker's Dozens today."
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