Death, Life & the Rural American Gas Station - CycleBlaze

Death, Life & the Rural American Gas Station

West from Florida with low standards and a dream

By Jeff Arnim & Kristen Arnim
2,338 miles (3,763 km) over 51 days between Jan. 21, 2016 and Mar. 11, 2016

One – The Escape

The Burrito Had Not Yet Been Invented heart 0
Operation Get the Hell Out of Florida heart 0
!Yo Soy El Nino! heart 0

Two – The Coastal Plain

Their Darling Special Boy heart 0
I Was Jiggin Hip Dom Jagga Wam heart 3
Yep, We're in Georgia heart 0
My Inner Monologue Becomes Eighty Percent Swearing heart 0
Yew Have Got to Be Lost heart 0
He's the Picture of Contentment heart 1
Others are Still Called Home heart 0
At This Point It's Obvious heart 1
This Part of the Playing Field is Not Level heart 0
Old Men in Camo-Patterned Shirts Demolishing Enchiladas heart 1
Um, I Was Jus' Gonna Park There heart 0

Three – The Gulf Coast

The Five-Dollar Patty Melt Available Now at Whataburger heart 1
Don't Worry, I'll Distract People With My Rugged Good Looks! heart 0
The Bucket heart 0
Squinting and Unintelligible heart 0

Four – The Piney Woods

This Isn't Alabama So Don't Even Think About Trying to Marry Your Cousin Here heart 1
Firing Invisible Handguns at Invisible Evil Henchmen heart 1
Klantown, U.S.A. heart 1
This Could Be Me in Thirty Years heart 0
Are We In Heaven? No, We're in St. Francisville heart 0
Jus' Tell 'Im Donald Sent Ya heart 2
He Never Had a Chance heart 0
Chuck heart 1
We Just Wanted a Quiet Ride Through the Woods of Louisiana heart 2
The First Bicycles Ever heart 1
What Do You Mean Pretty Sure? heart 0
Mother, I'm Already Runnin' Her at Eighty! heart 1
It's Justice, Texas Style heart 0

Five – The Ranch Lands

Men With Names Like Delaney heart 0
Gill Has Knocked It Out of the Park Again heart 0
I Do heart 2
Find the Goodness in Your Heart heart 1
Chidboy heart 3
It's a Damned Gypsy Village heart 0
I'm a Retired Machinist heart 0
Just Give Me More Americans Like Jimmy heart 0
Nah, Nah, I'm Gettin' Too Deep heart 0
Otto Arnim for Sheriff heart 0

Six – The Rio Grande

I Want to See What This Urinal Cake Business is All About heart 0
I See the Story of Time heart 0
Destiny Look Out For Me heart 0
Along the Open Palms of Their Hands heart 2
A Fundamental Part of Me Has Changed heart 2
Not Even in Some Diminished Form heart 0
Life is How it is, Not How it Was heart 0
My Hipster Measurement Device heart 3
Texan-Owned heart 0
He Might Be Nude heart 0
They Must Be Some Pretty Hardy Souls heart 1
Where's Your Ferrari? heart 1
Desert View Homes heart 0
An America That Runs Parallel to Mine heart 5