One – The Escape |
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| The Burrito Had Not Yet Been Invented |
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| Operation Get the Hell Out of Florida |
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| !Yo Soy El Nino! |
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Two – The Coastal Plain |
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| Their Darling Special Boy |
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| I Was Jiggin Hip Dom Jagga Wam |
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| Yep, We're in Georgia |
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| My Inner Monologue Becomes Eighty Percent Swearing |
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| Yew Have Got to Be Lost |
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| He's the Picture of Contentment |
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| Others are Still Called Home |
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| At This Point It's Obvious |
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| This Part of the Playing Field is Not Level |
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| Old Men in Camo-Patterned Shirts Demolishing Enchiladas |
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| Um, I Was Jus' Gonna Park There |
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Three – The Gulf Coast |
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| The Five-Dollar Patty Melt Available Now at Whataburger |
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| Don't Worry, I'll Distract People With My Rugged Good Looks! |
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| The Bucket |
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| Squinting and Unintelligible |
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Four – The Piney Woods |
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| This Isn't Alabama So Don't Even Think About Trying to Marry Your Cousin Here |
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| Firing Invisible Handguns at Invisible Evil Henchmen |
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| Klantown, U.S.A. |
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| This Could Be Me in Thirty Years |
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| Are We In Heaven? No, We're in St. Francisville |
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| Jus' Tell 'Im Donald Sent Ya |
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| He Never Had a Chance |
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| Chuck |
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| We Just Wanted a Quiet Ride Through the Woods of Louisiana |
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| The First Bicycles Ever |
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| What Do You Mean Pretty Sure? |
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| Mother, I'm Already Runnin' Her at Eighty! |
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| It's Justice, Texas Style |
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Five – The Ranch Lands |
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| Men With Names Like Delaney |
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| Gill Has Knocked It Out of the Park Again |
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| I Do |
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| Find the Goodness in Your Heart |
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| Chidboy |
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| It's a Damned Gypsy Village |
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| I'm a Retired Machinist |
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| Just Give Me More Americans Like Jimmy |
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| Nah, Nah, I'm Gettin' Too Deep |
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| Otto Arnim for Sheriff |
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Six – The Rio Grande |
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| I Want to See What This Urinal Cake Business is All About |
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| I See the Story of Time |
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| Destiny Look Out For Me |
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| Along the Open Palms of Their Hands |
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| A Fundamental Part of Me Has Changed |
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| Not Even in Some Diminished Form |
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| Life is How it is, Not How it Was |
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| My Hipster Measurement Device |
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| Texan-Owned |
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| He Might Be Nude |
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| They Must Be Some Pretty Hardy Souls |
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| Where's Your Ferrari? |
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| Desert View Homes |
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| An America That Runs Parallel to Mine |
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