Death, Life & the Rural American Gas Station - CycleBlaze

Death, Life & the Rural American Gas Station

West from Florida with low standards and a dream

By Jeff Arnim & Kristen Arnim
2,338 miles (3,763 km) over 51 days between Jan. 21, 2016 and Mar. 11, 2016

One – The Escape

The Burrito Had Not Yet Been Invented heart 1
Operation Get the Hell Out of Florida heart 1
!Yo Soy El Nino! heart 1

Two – The Coastal Plain

Their Darling Special Boy heart 1
I Was Jiggin Hip Dom Jagga Wam heart 6
Yep, We're in Georgia heart 4
My Inner Monologue Becomes Eighty Percent Swearing heart 1
Yew Have Got to Be Lost heart 2
He's the Picture of Contentment heart 7
Others are Still Called Home heart 3
At This Point It's Obvious heart 3
This Part of the Playing Field is Not Level heart 1
Old Men in Camo-Patterned Shirts Demolishing Enchiladas heart 4
Um, I Was Jus' Gonna Park There heart 3

Three – The Gulf Coast

The Five-Dollar Patty Melt Available Now at Whataburger heart 4
Don't Worry, I'll Distract People With My Rugged Good Looks! heart 6
The Bucket heart 3
Squinting and Unintelligible heart 3

Four – The Piney Woods

This Isn't Alabama So Don't Even Think About Trying to Marry Your Cousin Here heart 2
Firing Invisible Handguns at Invisible Evil Henchmen heart 2
Klantown, U.S.A. heart 2
This Could Be Me in Thirty Years heart 1
Are We In Heaven? No, We're in St. Francisville heart 1
Jus' Tell 'Im Donald Sent Ya heart 3
He Never Had a Chance heart 1
Chuck heart 2
We Just Wanted a Quiet Ride Through the Woods of Louisiana heart 2
The First Bicycles Ever heart 2
What Do You Mean Pretty Sure? heart 1
Mother, I'm Already Runnin' Her at Eighty! heart 2
It's Justice, Texas Style heart 1

Five – The Ranch Lands

Men With Names Like Delaney heart 1
Gill Has Knocked It Out of the Park Again heart 1
I Do heart 3
Find the Goodness in Your Heart heart 2
Chidboy heart 4
It's a Damned Gypsy Village heart 1
I'm a Retired Machinist heart 1
Just Give Me More Americans Like Jimmy heart 1
Nah, Nah, I'm Gettin' Too Deep heart 1
Otto Arnim for Sheriff heart 1

Six – The Rio Grande

I Want to See What This Urinal Cake Business is All About heart 1
I See the Story of Time heart 1
Destiny Look Out For Me heart 1
Along the Open Palms of Their Hands heart 3
A Fundamental Part of Me Has Changed heart 3
Not Even in Some Diminished Form heart 1
Life is How it is, Not How it Was heart 1
My Hipster Measurement Device heart 4
Texan-Owned heart 1
He Might Be Nude heart 1
They Must Be Some Pretty Hardy Souls heart 2
Where's Your Ferrari? heart 2
Desert View Homes heart 1
An America That Runs Parallel to Mine heart 6