Death, Life & the Rural American Gas Station - CycleBlaze

Death, Life & the Rural American Gas Station

West from Florida with low standards and a dream

By Jeff Arnim & Kristen Arnim
2,338 miles (3,763 km) over 51 days between Jan. 21, 2016 and Mar. 11, 2016

One – The Escape

The Burrito Had Not Yet Been Invented heart 6
Operation Get the Hell Out of Florida heart 5
!Yo Soy El Nino! heart 2

Two – The Coastal Plain

Their Darling Special Boy heart 9
I Was Jiggin Hip Dom Jagga Wam heart 23
Yep, We're in Georgia heart 5
My Inner Monologue Becomes Eighty Percent Swearing heart 8
Yew Have Got to Be Lost heart 14
He's the Picture of Contentment heart 24
Others are Still Called Home heart 17
At This Point It's Obvious heart 18
This Part of the Playing Field is Not Level heart 14
Old Men in Camo-Patterned Shirts Demolishing Enchiladas heart 4
Um, I Was Jus' Gonna Park There heart 4

Three – The Gulf Coast

The Five-Dollar Patty Melt Available Now at Whataburger heart 4
Don't Worry, I'll Distract People With My Rugged Good Looks! heart 6
The Bucket heart 3
Squinting and Unintelligible heart 3

Four – The Piney Woods

This Isn't Alabama So Don't Even Think About Trying to Marry Your Cousin Here heart 2
Firing Invisible Handguns at Invisible Evil Henchmen heart 3
Klantown, U.S.A. heart 3
This Could Be Me in Thirty Years heart 4
Are We In Heaven? No, We're in St. Francisville heart 3
Jus' Tell 'Im Donald Sent Ya heart 3
He Never Had a Chance heart 1
Chuck heart 3
We Just Wanted a Quiet Ride Through the Woods of Louisiana heart 2
The First Bicycles Ever heart 3
What Do You Mean Pretty Sure? heart 2
Mother, I'm Already Runnin' Her at Eighty! heart 3
It's Justice, Texas Style heart 1

Five – The Ranch Lands

Men With Names Like Delaney heart 1
Gill Has Knocked It Out of the Park Again heart 1
I Do heart 3
Find the Goodness in Your Heart heart 2
Chidboy heart 9
It's a Damned Gypsy Village heart 1
I'm a Retired Machinist heart 1
Just Give Me More Americans Like Jimmy heart 14
Nah, Nah, I'm Gettin' Too Deep heart 1
Otto Arnim for Sheriff heart 1

Six – The Rio Grande

I Want to See What This Urinal Cake Business is All About heart 1
I See the Story of Time heart 1
Destiny Look Out For Me heart 1
Along the Open Palms of Their Hands heart 8
A Fundamental Part of Me Has Changed heart 5
Not Even in Some Diminished Form heart 1
Life is How it is, Not How it Was heart 1
My Hipster Measurement Device heart 4
Texan-Owned heart 1
He Might Be Nude heart 1
They Must Be Some Pretty Hardy Souls heart 3
Where's Your Ferrari? heart 12
Desert View Homes heart 1
An America That Runs Parallel to Mine heart 6